
172 Oxford Street
Collingwood, VIC 3066
proudmarycoffee.com.au
+61(0)3 9417 5930
It’s been awhile since I had a chance to go out for brunch. Between work, friends’ conflicting schedule and recovering from a nasty bout of the flu, making time for a new review proved to be frustratingly impossible. And to be quite honest lately I’ve been feeling like a broken record when it comes to my reviews. How many times can one rave about bacon, eggs and coffee before it gets old?
Thank goodness then that most places in Melbourne CBD are closed on Sundays, otherwise I wouldn’t have had the chance to experience the beauty of Proud Mary.

Located on the corner of Oxford and Stanley Street, the cafe was surprisingly small and not unexpectedly packed for a late Sunday morning. We were greeted by the husky-voiced hostess (let’s call her Mary) and promptly put on the waiting list. I was prepared for a long wait judging by the number of small groups of people loitering around the area. This is the time when I let my eyes and camera lens wander, soaking in the scene and people.
That however only took about 10 minutes as we heard Mary’s booming voice calling out for our table. With a rough job like that it’s no wonder she sounds as husky as Joan Rivers. Moral of the story: hospitality is tough, tip your waiters well people!
We sat down at our outdoor table admiring the colorfully painted wooden stools and pitied the other patrons crammed inside. Being our first visit (well two out of the three present anyway) we went for the ‘safe’ strategy and ordered the popular and recommended dishes, Ricotta Hotcakes and Potato Hash. In attempt to maintain the balance between sweet and savoury I went for the grilled chicken salad instead.
And man were they good and totally hype-worthy!
In my experience of sampling breakfast menus in Melbourne I’ve never enjoyed anything more original and hearty as these! Describing them one by one would make it too boring of a read and I don’t really feel like cleaning my drool off my keyboard so here’s the low down:
Ricotta Hotcakes

Caramelized mandarin oranges, whipped mascarpone, dark fudge chocolate and a stack of hotcakes swimming in a pool of syrup. The selling point for me are the hotcakes, they may look like your typical pancakes but these have a more chewy soft texture to it and doesn’t fill you up as fast.
Potato Hash

This crappy photo doesn’t do this dish any justice. Grilled potato slice with bacon, spinach and a special Italian sauce called bagna cauda. I’m a big fan of chargrilled food and have fun stealing the crunchy corners away from my friends!
Grilled Chicken Salad

Tender and crisp chicken strips (lots of it too) accompanied by the typical salad experience: cheese, eggs, bacon. My only complaint was that there wasn’t enough greens! I ended the meal with more meat than veges. My friends wanted to shoot me for complaining but I have this weird thing about balancing my food groups…
Round Two
Oh you betcha I went back the next week with a different set of foodies in tow!
Ice White Chocolate

A nice balance of tastes between the white chocolate and ice-cream. Not insanely sweet either which is great!
‘Ghostrider’ Espresso Brownie

I was afraid that the espresso would dominate but thankfully it turned out the other way around and served to compliment the chocolaty-ness instead. Looks dry but is actually quite moist inside. Overall I found the taste to be quite creative but what would you expect from an establishment famous for it’s coffee expertise.
Miss Molly

Didn’t get a chance to try it (my friend looked REALLY thirsty) but sure looks PUR-dy don’t it? Part watermelon and a host of other juicy fruits makes for a visually thirst-quenching drink.
The Final Word:
Is it worth the hype?
Yes, YES, and YES!! Enough said.
Is it worth the price?
Yes. You’re not only paying for your food, you’re paying for the creativity and effort put into making it. Judging from the catchy names and ingredients in their menu any foodie worth their salt will recognize the effort and thought that has been put into each dish. For something less than $20 you’re getting a fucking piece of work!
Will I come back again?
Definitely. Next on my wishlist are their famous coffees and keep them hotcakes coming please!
